I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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