I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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