Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sext me about skeletons
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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