Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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