I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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