There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
this is an emotional support booty call
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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