why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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