If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Drake has all the answers
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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