she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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