Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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