I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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