Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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