I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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