That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
