I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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