I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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