"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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