Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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