im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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