Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
