im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
