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I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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