You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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