she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize