At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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