Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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