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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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