im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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