Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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