I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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