Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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