My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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