And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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