your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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