I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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