how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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