Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Pants 0. Shit 1.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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