If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
