i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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