I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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