Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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