so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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