Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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