Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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