It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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