Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i think i just lost a toe
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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