Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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