Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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