Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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