would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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