Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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