i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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