no, he came in my armpit
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
