You can't special order awesome
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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