Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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