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  In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.

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• He didn't care

  Submitted by taterslc on May 19, 13 at 3:37pm

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• You're stupid, and I hope he came in your eyes for your awful grammar.

  Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 19, 13 at 2:44pm

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  • I doubt she spelled it out instead of just speaking the words

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on May 19, 13 at 9:32pm

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    • With a dick in her mouth, she could have been signing. You can still be grammatically incorrect in that case!

      Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 20, 13 at 4:22am

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      • Nothing like a hummer

        Submitted by Pronfairy on May 21, 13 at 12:07am

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• Honey, he can teach you more than those bird-chests you grew up with.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 19, 13 at 5:13pm

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• It's not your drinking you need to control, it's your geriatrophile tendencies.

  Submitted by Hummmph on May 19, 13 at 8:14pm

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  • The award for the biggest word used correctly goes to *drum roll* you!\nCongratulations(:

    Submitted by CoraRainebow on May 19, 13 at 8:43pm

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    • actually, it's "gerontophile".

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 20, 13 at 1:01am

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• He didn't care.

  Submitted by Dsapeer on May 19, 13 at 4:52pm

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• I bet his dick tasted like death?

  Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 4:07pm

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• I hope he gave him/her a Salty Pirate !

  Submitted by sumtimes on May 19, 13 at 4:07pm

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• ...and saltier than the Great Depression.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on May 19, 13 at 8:16pm

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