Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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